... I take my shit to the dry cleaners just to get new hangers.
How poor are you?
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A foul-mouthed, foul-brained aspiring screenwriter lives, copes, and complains.
16 comments:
Things could be worse. You could be homeless.
But just know this... you are fucking smart, how can you possibly be poor forever???
I agree with Anonymous. You have two degrees, go work for MySpace or something. You need a relaxed work environment where you can utilize your creativity.
Drunken post, just to clarify.
I'm so poor that I have to choose between eating and weed. I choose weed.
Obviously you were drunk. We all know if you dropped your clothes at the dry cleaner, you couldn't afford to get them back out. Besides, wouldn't it be more "your style" to shoplift from Old Navy taking the hangers too?
I'm so poor that I gotta eat when I'm thirsty.
I'm so poor my dad had to cut a hole in my pocket, so I'd have something to play with...
youre too smart to be working at the shitty job you have now. like mom says, use those degrees!
ps- if you buy clothes at target they let you keep the hangers....
OK, last Anonymous, you don't need to be planting any seeds in my son's head. He needs to remain chaste (cough, cough).
post a new blog ffs
^ lol
I'm so poor I have to jerk off in Mcdonad's napkins...
He doesn't have to tell me anything. I can handle it you little twerp. If you could handle it, you would sign your real name.
Alright, easy Mom, didn't mean to unnerve you. I couldn't help but notice you were concerned that people were "planting seeds in your son's head." Your son has a whole garden that even a mom as cool as you, doesn't need to know about, that "little twerps" find rather entertaining.
when's the new shit comming...
If you noticed the "cough, cough" you would have realized I was joking about him remaining chaste. Anyway, as his mother, I do worry especially picking up STDs during his extracurricular activities. You do realize how dull this planet would be without my precious firstborn, don't you?
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