Friday, May 1, 2009

It's been a month...

I'm bad, I know. I've been busy finishing a first draft and living the sordid life of a single white male. Things I can't really write about, but perhaps may be able to write about soon. Just know that this blog hasn't been abandoned and I am constantly thinking about you, my loyal readers. I'll have something for you guys soon!

49 comments:

Mom said...

It IS your neglected child.

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear you have something comming for us. We love you man!!!

Anonymous said...

:=)

Anonymous said...

No drunk posting tonight?

Anonymous said...

This nigga wants to hear about you fucking some bitch...

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to the 19 year old upstate New York girl? Still fucking her, or she go back home?

Anonymous said...

It's been too long, bro... write!!!

Anonymous said...

WTF Jeff??? You stop writing?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, this blog should be taken away from you like a neglected child is taken away from the parents!

Anonymous said...

It's been longer than a month...

Anonymous said...

what's new?

Mom said...

It's time, my son. Just sit down and do it.

Anonymous said...

I have a suggestion. Why don't you just make printouts of your 10 best blogs, staple them together, and distribute them at various Hollywood offices around town ?
Or mailboxes of Hollywood directors / producers ?
A MASS MAILING...hand delivered...like a newspaper boy ?
Course, you'd have to come up with a COVER PAGE to grab them. "An Air Mattress and a Dream" is ok for a blog title but a Printout would require something a little juicier: "Larry King, Dead !" "J'Accuse!" "V-J Day !" "PARIS Liberated !" "Allies Take Normandy by Storm !" etc

Wouldn't really matter what the headline is , the writing jumps off the page.
But you have to get someone to flip to the second page.

You shouldn't worry about anyone "stealing your words"...or distributing this as a "public service announcement". You are safe from plagiarism because it's all up there on your blog, and nobody I've read can really imitate you.
Distribute it. Don't worry about theft of "Intellectual Property". Nobody's gonna pickpocket you.

Anonymous said...

And then, once you've collated this blog, you take it to a place, any public place....
A mail box or some office building in LA.

Then, you or one of your friends should sit there, like a fox, with a (good quality) camcorder and record their reactions.
Then you post the reactions at YouTube.

Ok...it's not THEE solution to your problem of "getting recognition"... but it's a strategy.

And you might have a lot of fun doing it.

Mom said...

I like the way the way Anonymous thinks in the last two posts, in fact. I want to take the best 10 blogs, photos and all, and have my agent read them and see what he thinks. He is big into pop culture. You could get a book deal. Let me know if you want me to do it. Love you.

Anonymous said...

Make sure you use the one entitled "Ass Smell" It's possibly the best thing I've ever read!!!!

Anonymous said...

I had to take a big shit while my girl was staying over the other night. I just wipped with toliet paper, no washing. After that I went in my room and fucked my girl. I tried to keep the covers over my ass to keep her from smelling it. I cummed in her pussy. I thought of you while I was fucking... lol

Anonymous said...

mediocre post.
You can do better than that.

Anonymous said...

Piece of advice.
Stop playing the fool. It's an awful lot of fun at your age, to play the fool, but eventually you'll pay the price.
Don't do it. It's fun when you're in youre 20's but gets less fun in your 40's and 50's.

Get your writing to someone.

Mom said...

Well, it's been a while since you have blogged, my son. I know your birthday is coming up and you usually get introspective then, so I will check back later. Love you!

Anonymous said...

Hurry up and write... this nigga is waitin..

Anonymous said...

You're starting to become a lazy motherfucker. What have you been up to?

Anonymous said...

Really? Your readers write more than you. Really?! Really!

Mom said...

Hey, today's your birthday. Where's that introspective young man? There must be a steady girl in the picture. You must be afraid to post. You must blog, my son. Have a great birthday! Love you.

Anonymous said...

Patiently waiting for the next post. Oh, I know it was a LONG time ago, but whatever happened to Las Vegas Part 2?

Anonymous said...

Jeff, just wanted to drop by and say hey!!!! I LUV YOU! :=)

Anonymous said...

Are you still alive?

Anonymous said...

what have u been up to cous?

Anonymous said...

You're just a pirate looking for some booty. You need to stop chasing ass, and start feeding us on here... lol

Kelly said...

Yea Jeff... what happened to Vegas P. 2

Anonymous said...

write write write write write... something. ANYTHING!!

Anonymous said...

where's the post you fat-dicked bastard? we miss your wit!

Anonymous said...

It's been almost two motherfucking months...

Mom said...

And so it was, two months in LA became two years in LA and the boy lost interest in blogging. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Pleeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssseeeeeeee tell us about the motherfucking porn convention!!!

Anonymous said...

So what has been up with your sex life? Have you encountered anymore ass smells or anymore nymphos? Have you found a girl that will let you choke her out or maybe stick a finger in her ass? Anymore roommate problems- been gettin anymore notes about spoiled milk? Been throwing anyone's beer away? Been finding out if anyone has something wrong in their viginia? Have you discovered by changing facial hair styles been able to get more pussy? Hitting those question boxes like Mario? lol Been stealing anymore fruit? (Wal mart is changing the self-checkout... it's going to be a thing of the past. Have you heard anything from you x-girlfriend Kimi? Is she still fucking a black dude with a small dick who works beside her in a lab in the middle of nowhere? I bet she misses that big cock of yours. If only you didn't make her pay for her own plane ticket to see you. Have you been encountering anymore rude fucks at the gym who go tell on you? Tell us... like Eminem, we are waiting patiently...

You will be discovered soon, but don't forget where you came from, and become all stuck up.

Anonymous said...

People are begging you to write about your life. This has to feel awesome.

Anonymous said...

Just wondering... have you been getting the question "Are you gay?" still? I remember reading a blog about where in LA that was a common question, tell us about some experiences...

Anonymous said...

so the blog is over?

Anonymous said...

Well, if it is over, it had a good run. Two months turned into two years. Pretty good, pretty good.

Anonymous said...

RIP Jeff's blog...

It will long be remembered

Anonymous said...

:(

Anonymous said...

Jeffy... what have you been up to?

Anonymous said...

What's up needle dick? You been eatin that pussy lately?

Mom said...

It's like this folks, whenever steady female(s) is/are in the picture, he has to choose between writing and keeping the peace or the piece, as the case may be. He'd love to write about everything that is going on, but doesn't want to lose the chick(s).

Anonymous said...

But Jeff you are the type of person who wouldn't want a female who didn't like you for who you are. If a female was offended by your creativity, then she is not compatible with you, and you should lose her.

Anonymous said...

"Lets go back to the days our love was so strong..."

Anonymous said...

Nothing interesting happening in your life?

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