Friday, May 1, 2009
It's been a month...
I'm bad, I know. I've been busy finishing a first draft and living the sordid life of a single white male. Things I can't really write about, but perhaps may be able to write about soon. Just know that this blog hasn't been abandoned and I am constantly thinking about you, my loyal readers. I'll have something for you guys soon!
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It IS your neglected child.
Glad to hear you have something comming for us. We love you man!!!
:=)
No drunk posting tonight?
Whatever happened to the 19 year old upstate New York girl? Still fucking her, or she go back home?
It's been too long, bro... write!!!
WTF Jeff??? You stop writing?
Seriously, this blog should be taken away from you like a neglected child is taken away from the parents!
It's been longer than a month...
what's new?
It's time, my son. Just sit down and do it.
I have a suggestion. Why don't you just make printouts of your 10 best blogs, staple them together, and distribute them at various Hollywood offices around town ?
Or mailboxes of Hollywood directors / producers ?
A MASS MAILING...hand delivered...like a newspaper boy ?
Course, you'd have to come up with a COVER PAGE to grab them. "An Air Mattress and a Dream" is ok for a blog title but a Printout would require something a little juicier: "Larry King, Dead !" "J'Accuse!" "V-J Day !" "PARIS Liberated !" "Allies Take Normandy by Storm !" etc
Wouldn't really matter what the headline is , the writing jumps off the page.
But you have to get someone to flip to the second page.
You shouldn't worry about anyone "stealing your words"...or distributing this as a "public service announcement". You are safe from plagiarism because it's all up there on your blog, and nobody I've read can really imitate you.
Distribute it. Don't worry about theft of "Intellectual Property". Nobody's gonna pickpocket you.
And then, once you've collated this blog, you take it to a place, any public place....
A mail box or some office building in LA.
Then, you or one of your friends should sit there, like a fox, with a (good quality) camcorder and record their reactions.
Then you post the reactions at YouTube.
Ok...it's not THEE solution to your problem of "getting recognition"... but it's a strategy.
And you might have a lot of fun doing it.
I like the way the way Anonymous thinks in the last two posts, in fact. I want to take the best 10 blogs, photos and all, and have my agent read them and see what he thinks. He is big into pop culture. You could get a book deal. Let me know if you want me to do it. Love you.
Make sure you use the one entitled "Ass Smell" It's possibly the best thing I've ever read!!!!
mediocre post.
You can do better than that.
Piece of advice.
Stop playing the fool. It's an awful lot of fun at your age, to play the fool, but eventually you'll pay the price.
Don't do it. It's fun when you're in youre 20's but gets less fun in your 40's and 50's.
Get your writing to someone.
Well, it's been a while since you have blogged, my son. I know your birthday is coming up and you usually get introspective then, so I will check back later. Love you!
Hurry up and write... this nigga is waitin..
Really? Your readers write more than you. Really?! Really!
Hey, today's your birthday. Where's that introspective young man? There must be a steady girl in the picture. You must be afraid to post. You must blog, my son. Have a great birthday! Love you.
Patiently waiting for the next post. Oh, I know it was a LONG time ago, but whatever happened to Las Vegas Part 2?
Jeff, just wanted to drop by and say hey!!!! I LUV YOU! :=)
Are you still alive?
what have u been up to cous?
Yea Jeff... what happened to Vegas P. 2
write write write write write... something. ANYTHING!!
And so it was, two months in LA became two years in LA and the boy lost interest in blogging. Sigh.
So what has been up with your sex life? Have you encountered anymore ass smells or anymore nymphos? Have you found a girl that will let you choke her out or maybe stick a finger in her ass? Anymore roommate problems- been gettin anymore notes about spoiled milk? Been throwing anyone's beer away? Been finding out if anyone has something wrong in their viginia? Have you discovered by changing facial hair styles been able to get more pussy? Hitting those question boxes like Mario? lol Been stealing anymore fruit? (Wal mart is changing the self-checkout... it's going to be a thing of the past. Have you heard anything from you x-girlfriend Kimi? Is she still fucking a black dude with a small dick who works beside her in a lab in the middle of nowhere? I bet she misses that big cock of yours. If only you didn't make her pay for her own plane ticket to see you. Have you been encountering anymore rude fucks at the gym who go tell on you? Tell us... like Eminem, we are waiting patiently...
You will be discovered soon, but don't forget where you came from, and become all stuck up.
People are begging you to write about your life. This has to feel awesome.
Just wondering... have you been getting the question "Are you gay?" still? I remember reading a blog about where in LA that was a common question, tell us about some experiences...
so the blog is over?
Well, if it is over, it had a good run. Two months turned into two years. Pretty good, pretty good.
RIP Jeff's blog...
It will long be remembered
:(
Jeffy... what have you been up to?
It's like this folks, whenever steady female(s) is/are in the picture, he has to choose between writing and keeping the peace or the piece, as the case may be. He'd love to write about everything that is going on, but doesn't want to lose the chick(s).
But Jeff you are the type of person who wouldn't want a female who didn't like you for who you are. If a female was offended by your creativity, then she is not compatible with you, and you should lose her.
"Lets go back to the days our love was so strong..."
Nothing interesting happening in your life?
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