Sunday, January 4, 2009

Blood

The greatest cockblock of all. What's funny is I'll hold it against a girl too, especially if I'm horny and under the influence.

"Come over."
"I can't."
"Why? You have a car."
"I can't."
"WHY?"
"It's not a good time..."
"Oh, you're bleeding?"
"Next week for sure."
"Whatever."

Number deleted. It's wrong, I know, but when you're ready to go any excuse is offensive. Fuck it.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agree.

Anonymous said...

Agree.

Anonymous said...

What about anal sex? Just because she's bleeding is no sign she can't get fucked in the ass.

Mom said...

Sounds like you might be doing them a favor.

Jeff said...

There are some girls I don't want to take the dirth path with...

And yes, I am, probably.

Mom said...

I am glad to hear you are being somewhat selective.

Anonymous said...

did she have mouth ulcers as well?

Anonymous said...

i fucked a girl on her period before... i kinda liked it.

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