Monday, November 24, 2008

Rant

I'm lonely. It's to the point now where I wait to hear back from girls I don't even fucking want to hang out with. And when I do hear back from them, if I hear back, it's always an excuse -- "I'm exhausted" being the most prevalent. I refuse to believe that there are that many girls out there who are this fucking tired. Especially ones who aren't anything to write home about. Maybe they think something's wrong with me for wanting to spend time with them. Maybe I'm their chance to get back at every football player douchebag they couldn't get, every jock cocksucker who made them feel like shit. "Ooh, he has muscles! I'm going to make plans with him and cancel at the last second!"

There is no adjective to describe what it feels like to be flaked on by a girl you don't want to be seen with in public.

That's what I've been reduced to. I know I'm pathetic. I know I'm better than that. But the sky is getting gray and the weather is getting cold and staring over at an empty couch cushion just doesn't seem natural. I even made my apartment smell like cinnamon. What the fuck for?

You know, they make these pills -- Viagra, Levitra, whatever -- to make your dick hard and up your sex drive, but they don't make anything that does the opposite. I want something that will make me not give a fuck about anything with a vagina. I want to be injected with apathy so I don't have to play these bullshit games anymore, so I don't have to engage myself in these silent tennis matches with these extra hole-havers. Take away my sex drive, my interest in pussy, and I'll be the most productive motherfucker on this planet.

Until then I'll just watch the cursor blink.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

after a while... the lonliness turns to numbness and you forget what its like to feel. and you forget what its like to fuck. and you dont miss it anymore.

Anonymous said...

"Especially ones who aren't anything to write home about. Maybe they think something's wrong with me for wanting to spend time with them."
Classic.

And it sounds like you need more than just some pussy. It sounds like you need companionship. You need to concentrate more on you and less on what you think you need. It'll come through at some point.

Anonymous said...

This is a fucking good piece of writing!

I feel your pain. I feel the same way sometimes. I wish there were a pill I could take and I wouldn't want any pussy. I'd get so much work done too.

Anonymous said...

LOL you're hilarious

Anonymous said...

I remember a post you posted a long time ago about 'how you were starting to think vigina felt like a napkin' This post reminded me of it. Keep up the good writing, my nigga!

Anonymous said...

I got laid this weekend. I thought about you...

Anonymous said...

Girls can smell lonliness. When they know you're available and waiting all of a sudden you're not so hot anymore. You need to be more elusive and call less. Play the game player...

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't have any problems finding a bitch to fuck. I agree with the post above though... you might be acting too desperate. Maybe you should stop looking for a while.

Anonymous said...

yeah girls can tell when ur on a downer. they want the guy who's smiling and having a laugh at the bar not the guy who's looking miserable

Anonymous said...

If you don't have money in LA you're basically fucked in the ass trying to find a woman. The only action a male can get is anal sex from another man.

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James Martin said...

i feel you man. you need to come across a girl, not find one.

and stfu kevin, you jerk!

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