Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I am...

... never fucking skiing. Thanks, Natasha Richardson.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really? This is what we waited 11 days for? Really!

Jeff said...

I'll have more! This was a drunken post. Don't worry.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that an oxymoron? You're pretty much always drunk.

Jeff said...

I'm not! Don't scare my mother...

Mom said...

Yeah, don't scare his mother! Not good, Jeffy.

Hey, I knew a guy who went skiing and he fell and the ski went up under his chin and through his mouth and missed his brain by an inch. His jaws were wired shut for a couple of months.

It's not my favorite sport.

P.S. Better watch the alcohol intake, my son.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Mom, but Jeffy needs to keep drinking. He's less morose when he's drunk.

Mom said...

Alcohol is a depressant and when he comes down from his happy high, he will feel more morose. When he was here in Tennessee, he never drank.

Jeff said...

I never did anything when I as in Tennessee. I recall many shouting matches between us regarding that.

Jeff said...

Wow, that was a poorly written comment. Oh well, fuck it.

Dtet said...

Sonny Bono didn't do it for ya?

Mom said...

Ha ha ha ha. Doug, you are so funny! Ha ha ha ha. And yes, it was a poorly written comment, Jeff, but I've seen worse. I still love you. Both of you!

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