Monday, October 20, 2008

Hypothesis (On Cuervo)

If you can get a girl over and fuck her before a night out with your boys then the night is already a success and you don't have to worry about bringing a girl home and getting laid. Your resultant carefree attitude is then more likely to net you ass you probably wouldn't have obtained if you were actively seeking it out. The outcome, therefore, is a double positive.*

*Most people will cite the loaded gun, There's Something About Mary scene to counter this hypothesis, but anyone who's ever had sex knows that a nut in the hand is worth negative two in the bush.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

True.

Anonymous said...

You fuck a lot of girls...

Anonymous said...

gimme more vegas.

SK said...

i think you aren't telling us the rest of the vegas story because you got drunk and banged the guy with the big nipples. at leat you finally got it out of your system.

Jeff said...

Vegas is taking a while to write because I'm also trying to balance my screenwriting and three jobs. Shit like this takes a moment and usually just comes to me, so I write it.