There's this cunt on Facebook that I went to college with. She made a status update the other day, misspelling a word with an E when she should've used an I.
She teaches AP English.
Naturally, I called her on it because that's how I am. She replied:
"too bad either way is right...google both...they both come up as correct. its like spelling blond or blonde or even better...grey or gray...thanks though for the tip...riiiiiiiight"
And then she replied again (five minutes later):
"yep...and i see you work at a gym in hollywood"
I'm 25 and I work a 16-year-old's job. Not because I can't do better, but because it gives me a chance to do what I want to really do, what I came out to LA for in the first place. Unfortunately, people often mistake this for a case of arrested development. Jeff's afraid to grow up. Jeff's afraid to get a REAL job.
I'm a gym employee. Not someone chasing his dreams.
This is what I replied with:
One way is more correct than the other. Also, blond/blonde has gender connotations. As far as my employment goes, sometimes you make sacrifices to go after what you really want. I'd say it's a lot harder to work my shit job than take the easy road and teach English in bumfuck Kentucky. But hey, that's you. By the way, you should be ashamed a gym employee had to correct you.
She deleted me from her friends list.