Sunday, July 27, 2008


Maybe buying condoms is good luck. :)

No, she didn't come home with me, but that's good because I have enough vodka in my system to fuel a thousand limp dicks. Groundwork was laid, though. Hands were adventurous. Tongues were slithered. And her breasts, my God -- like mostly-filled water balloons. Natural, too.

That's pretty ballin' for a trip to the bar.


Anonymous said...

Reading about this girl makes me want to fuck her. lol

Anonymous said...

Is it the same girl who is from upstate NY? If so, I thought she was just there for the summer. You'd better be putting your moves on fast, my friend. Strike while the iron is hot.