Sunday, July 27, 2008

Serendipity

Maybe buying condoms is good luck. :)

No, she didn't come home with me, but that's good because I have enough vodka in my system to fuel a thousand limp dicks. Groundwork was laid, though. Hands were adventurous. Tongues were slithered. And her breasts, my God -- like mostly-filled water balloons. Natural, too.

That's pretty ballin' for a trip to the bar.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reading about this girl makes me want to fuck her. lol

Anonymous said...

Is it the same girl who is from upstate NY? If so, I thought she was just there for the summer. You'd better be putting your moves on fast, my friend. Strike while the iron is hot.