"So where are you from?"
"DC area."
"Oh. I've never been to New England before."
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Arrested Development
There's this cunt on Facebook that I went to college with. She made a status update the other day, misspelling a word with an E when she should've used an I.
She teaches AP English.
Naturally, I called her on it because that's how I am. She replied:
"too bad either way is right...google both...they both come up as correct. its like spelling blond or blonde or even better...grey or gray...thanks though for the tip...riiiiiiiight"
And then she replied again (five minutes later):
"yep...and i see you work at a gym in hollywood"
I'm 25 and I work a 16-year-old's job. Not because I can't do better, but because it gives me a chance to do what I want to really do, what I came out to LA for in the first place. Unfortunately, people often mistake this for a case of arrested development. Jeff's afraid to grow up. Jeff's afraid to get a REAL job.
I'm a gym employee. Not someone chasing his dreams.
This is what I replied with:
One way is more correct than the other. Also, blond/blonde has gender connotations. As far as my employment goes, sometimes you make sacrifices to go after what you really want. I'd say it's a lot harder to work my shit job than take the easy road and teach English in bumfuck Kentucky. But hey, that's you. By the way, you should be ashamed a gym employee had to correct you.
She deleted me from her friends list.
She teaches AP English.
Naturally, I called her on it because that's how I am. She replied:
"too bad either way is right...google both...they both come up as correct. its like spelling blond or blonde or even better...grey or gray...thanks though for the tip...riiiiiiiight"
And then she replied again (five minutes later):
"yep...and i see you work at a gym in hollywood"
I'm 25 and I work a 16-year-old's job. Not because I can't do better, but because it gives me a chance to do what I want to really do, what I came out to LA for in the first place. Unfortunately, people often mistake this for a case of arrested development. Jeff's afraid to grow up. Jeff's afraid to get a REAL job.
I'm a gym employee. Not someone chasing his dreams.
This is what I replied with:
One way is more correct than the other. Also, blond/blonde has gender connotations. As far as my employment goes, sometimes you make sacrifices to go after what you really want. I'd say it's a lot harder to work my shit job than take the easy road and teach English in bumfuck Kentucky. But hey, that's you. By the way, you should be ashamed a gym employee had to correct you.
She deleted me from her friends list.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
The Game's New Album...
A disappointment. There's maybe only three or four tracks I can roll down Sunset pumping in the Subaru. Is it possible for this motherfucker to make a song without comparing himself to Jesus or mentioning Kanye West? And where the fuck are those grimy, piano-driven west coast beats? You're from Compton (something you also won't shut the fuck up about). Act like it and hit me with some shit that makes us whiteboys feel invincible. We're your core demographic.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Rule
Following an argument or altercation, the first person to defriend on Myspace or Facebook loses.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Faded
Like a copy of a copy of a copy of an original. Like Corey Haim's career. How did I find the strength to get home? A Herculean motherfucker I am. Citron vodka on the rocks. Am I strong enough to jack it? Do not think so. Night, everyone.
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