Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Funny Exchange of the Day

Outside the grocery store, a junkie Russian girl approaches me:

Junkie Russian Girl: "My friend, do you have two dollars I could have for the bus."
Me: "I'm sorry. I just spent it all on vodka."
Junkie Russian Girl: "Vodka. Fuck you."
Me: "Are we still friends?"

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol

Ronnie Pudding said...

LOLZ

Anonymous said...

hahahaha fucking great!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you had the balls to say that.

Jeff said...

When you're constantly getting approached for money you grow tired and get blunt. I choose to have fun with it.

Anonymous said...

You're fortunate to not be in any kind of strain. Many people however are not, and we should be more sensitive to them. A lot people here are in desperate need, we need to be sensitive to their feelings.

Mom said...

This is directed to the last Anonymous post. What do you mean he is fortunate not to be in any financial strain?! You don't know what you are talking about. Lord knows he ought not to be giving some damned junkie money for more drugs. Get off your do-gooder pedestal, why don't you? You know nothing about my son. He has a heart as big as his biceps, dammit. And that's pretty damn big. Also, he works two jobs and makes money on the side just to scrape by. Let the junkie go out and get a job to support her habit, I say. I'm all for giving to people in need, but not for enabling drug addicts to continue their downward spiral. Sheesh. You don't know how he lives from hand to mouth. You have no clue.

Jeff said...

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking poor. Not ask-for-two-bucks-so-I-can-buy-drugs poor, but not far off.

Anonymous said...

Mom, as a female immigrant I feel discriminated against all the time. I know Jeff, and I know his situation. I just didn't like him being so insensitive to her because she is Russian.

Jeff said...

It's not because she's Russian. It's because she's a crackwhore. She just happened to be Russian.

Mom said...

I agree with Jeff, Anon. It's not her nationality that is the issue. It's her addiction.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the damn immigrant bastards. I would have told that immigrant slut to go sell herself for sex to some black dude.

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