Sunday, January 4, 2009

Blood

The greatest cockblock of all. What's funny is I'll hold it against a girl too, especially if I'm horny and under the influence.

"Come over."
"I can't."
"Why? You have a car."
"I can't."
"WHY?"
"It's not a good time..."
"Oh, you're bleeding?"
"Next week for sure."
"Whatever."

Number deleted. It's wrong, I know, but when you're ready to go any excuse is offensive. Fuck it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agree.

Anonymous said...

Agree.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you might be doing them a favor.

Jeff said...

There are some girls I don't want to take the dirth path with...

And yes, I am, probably.

Anonymous said...

I am glad to hear you are being somewhat selective.

Anonymous said...

did she have mouth ulcers as well?